Bloody Finger
There once was a family who went on vacation. There was a boy, a mom, a dad, and a baby who was just beginning to talk. They got to the town they wanted to stay in, but all the hotels were full. Finally they went to the last hotel in the town. "Sorry," said the manager, "there's no more room."
"Surely there's somewhere we can stay!" cried the mom.
The manager sighed. "There is one room. But it's haunted! Everyone who has ever stayed in that room has disappeared."
"Oh, whatever," sighed the dad. "We don't believe in that kind of stuff." So the manager gave the key to the family and they went upstairs.
The family ordered a pizza. When it was delivered the mom went into the bathroom to wash up. When she approached the sink she heard a voice saying "BLOODY FINGER! BLOODY FINGER!" It grew louder and louder. The mom was so terrified she jumped out the window and ran away, never to be seen again.
After a while the dad went into the bathroom to make sure the mom was okay. As he approached the sink, he heard a voice say "BLOODY FINGER! BLOODY FINGER!" The dad was so scared he jumped out the window and ran away, never to be seen again.
The brother decided to check the bathroom after a while. When he neared the sink, he heard a voice saying "BLOODY FINGER! BLOODY FINGER!" The boy was so scared that he jumped out the window and ran away, never to be seen again.
By this time the only person left was the baby. He was annoyed that he had been left all alone, and besides, he couldn't reach the pizza all by himself. He went into the bathroom to see what was going on, and he too heard a voice. "BLOODY FINGER! BLOODY FINGER!" The baby was by this time so exasperated that he yelled, "AH, PUT A BAND-AID ON IT!"
There once was a family who went on vacation. There was a boy, a mom, a dad, and a baby who was just beginning to talk. They got to the town they wanted to stay in, but all the hotels were full. Finally they went to the last hotel in the town. "Sorry," said the manager, "there's no more room."
"Surely there's somewhere we can stay!" cried the mom.
The manager sighed. "There is one room. But it's haunted! Everyone who has ever stayed in that room has disappeared."
"Oh, whatever," sighed the dad. "We don't believe in that kind of stuff." So the manager gave the key to the family and they went upstairs.
The family ordered a pizza. When it was delivered the mom went into the bathroom to wash up. When she approached the sink she heard a voice saying "BLOODY FINGER! BLOODY FINGER!" It grew louder and louder. The mom was so terrified she jumped out the window and ran away, never to be seen again.
After a while the dad went into the bathroom to make sure the mom was okay. As he approached the sink, he heard a voice say "BLOODY FINGER! BLOODY FINGER!" The dad was so scared he jumped out the window and ran away, never to be seen again.
The brother decided to check the bathroom after a while. When he neared the sink, he heard a voice saying "BLOODY FINGER! BLOODY FINGER!" The boy was so scared that he jumped out the window and ran away, never to be seen again.
By this time the only person left was the baby. He was annoyed that he had been left all alone, and besides, he couldn't reach the pizza all by himself. He went into the bathroom to see what was going on, and he too heard a voice. "BLOODY FINGER! BLOODY FINGER!" The baby was by this time so exasperated that he yelled, "AH, PUT A BAND-AID ON IT!"